Dear Urban Fantasy,
Ladies, we're done. I've reached my fill of first person single heroines hanging out in quirky places, surrounded by offbeat friends, battling evil magic-users in a contemporary and (dare one say) urban setting. I'm tired of Handsome Mr. Right, who must be stronger and even more angsty than you so he's usually a vampire, werewolf, djinn, whatever. I'm tired of quips, pop culture references, fashionable clothes (or a deliberate disregard for fashion), kick-ass fight scenes and tattoos. Yes, I'm very sick of tattoos.
It's not you, it's me.
Okay, that's not true. It's totally you.
Is there anyone who's not sick of urban fantasy yet? Anyone? Bueller? Frye?
Love,
me
P.S. This note brought to you by Jennifer Estep's Spider's Bite, which is actually pretty good, and I liked a lot of it. But I'm done. D-u-n.
P.P.S. You've seen this, perhaps. It's great:
- Urban fantasy, we are d-u-n
Perhaps you're leading the curve.
I've not tried Estep, either. I'm so far behind in reading fiction that it's embarrassing.
Obligatory note: I don't wish that authors' careers would flame out, just that this genre would stop monopolizing the publishing slots. There are too many published that are OBVIOUSLY just chasing the market. I'm confident that those authors could competently switch to a new hot genre.
Edited at 2010-04-13 03:43 pm (UTC)
What is the hot new genre to be, hmmm?
Also, that video was hilarious. :)
But it could be! If people would just write according to my tastes.
And yes! Why don't people write just for meeeeeeeeeeeee?
::stops crying and goes out dancing instead::
I think not!
Strangely enough, I'm still good with the guy narrators.
I do have tattoos, though. :)
first-person narrators
Re: first-person narrators
I've found that even with authors I like I don't necessarily like their urban fantasy works. It's distressing.
Re: boilerplate response
-betty B
www.mamatoadstool.blogspot.com
here courtesy of Whatever
Edited at 2010-04-23 06:54 pm (UTC)
But a lot of urban fantasy is good because strong, badass, kickass female proteagonists is a good thing.
They just have to stop trying to attract the Harlequin Romance and "I'm only here for the T&A" crowd.
My two pennies for what it's worth.